revengeance:

neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY

(via creature-kitten)

Graduation speech

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to crush*: Fuck me

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

mlgtomanex:

mlgtomanex:

mlgtomanex:

goldenblackhawk??? nah what a nerd what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of kevin spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign loser i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of kevin scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

this is relevant right now

actually who am i kidding its always relevant

(via creature-kitten)

Kevin: I just caught a fly in my hand -

Aleks: Did you eat it?

Kevin: Because it was flying ar-- No. Ehh hold on.

Aleks: Dude you should tape off -- Like, rip off its wings and then tape it down, and then say dirty things to it.

Kevin: whAt

Aleks: You should be like 'You've been a dirty fly.'

Kevin: (laughing) What the fuck is wRONG WITH YOU?

Aleks: You've been quite the naughty fly haven't you? Just flying around here.

Anonymous asked:

I have to admit, once I saw everyone was ok after the whole swat incident, my only thought was how the officers must have reacted to seeing a pile of stuffed bears at the end of the hall.

Look me in the eye, I dare you. Answer:

justcreaturethings:

jellyspls:

justcreaturethings:

OMGAJHDNZKDKKST I didn’t even think about this I’m laughing

And James office

omg yes